M, my sweet, sweet boy. You have put yourself at a level above everyone else, and I must congratulate you AFTER I WASH MY HAND THAT CAUGHT YOUR VOMIT!!!!
Kid, one would think you have had a bad experience or have been left behind before***full disclaimer that has NEVER happened YET***
All we had to do was enter the daycare doorway and I felt this blood run a little slower around my neck. Those arms squeezed tight, so tight I thought you were just giving me immense love. One can dream right?!? Your lower lip puckered out to touch the tip of your chin, and your eyes welled with crocodile tears so quickly I almost had mom guilt.
Then came the vomit catching. M you did not even let mama finish writing your name down on the sign in sheet before you chucked up a little of your breakfast. Thank the mcd's gods for the 1/2 sandwich you inhaled en route. Otherwise, I would of been showering at home-with no work out behind me.
Anywho-now that THATS over *RIGHT????
After the Y we drove in a COMPLETE FLIPPING CIRCLE, I MEAN LITERALLY BACK TO THE INTERSECTION WHERE I TURN LEFT TO GO TO MY YMCA!!!! That you guys, is how much I am relying on my imaps. Touche' because for obviously reasons I need to start weaning myself off because like most drugs at this point, (3 weeks to the day we have been here)it is hurting me more than helping. darn thing is so lost I think it misses Cincy.
Once I finally found Hobby Lobby, C proved me wrong and found TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtle) CRAP by the cash n wrap area. I should of known those @ss holes would put toys right there. He looked at me with his 13 year old stare and said, "SEE AMANDA! TOLD YOU THEY HAVE "TORTLES" Where after I gave an equally sarcastic face back I had to say, "your right C! now...lets hurry up and get our cardboard letter." Smart @ss kid then unbeknownst to mom, led me straight back to the TMNT items!!! Darn him and his directional fluency.
By the time we got home the boys revolted against me by purposefully having another full blown nose bleed 30 minutes into nap time, where I must remind said child that in fact...YOU CAN BREATHE when only one nostril is being plugged. OH AND!!!! I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, IT DOES NOT HURT WHEN I PINCHED THE TOP OF YOUR NOSE TO BLOCK THE FLOW OF BLOOD!!!!!! For the love, by the time I get the darn thing to coagulate (like that?), it looks like I did punch him Dexter would have a field day tracing those blood splatter patterns. Although he may get confused by the random puddles. I am funny @ 1145pm.
SPEAKNAWICH << C quote right there!
Cheers for Friday!!! We are having our (only) friends over for dinner tomorrow. I am soo excited for this. #stillhave3boxesofcrap & 4...yes 4 diy wood projects to complete and hang. Goooooo me. NOT.
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